STOP THE PRESSES: Jose Canseco Is Moving To The Philly Suburbs UPDATE: He Was Just Talking About Traffic For Some Reason And I've Been Drinking
Finally moving again to Springfield pa
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) June 22, 2014
For some reason I’ll think he’ll fit in just fine. Actually, the sight of this sauced pig running his mouth around town may be an improvement for Delco. I give it two weeks before Jose is at Bogart’s challenging people to punch him as hard as they can for free liquor.
The last time Jose was in a Springfield he missed the big championship game vs. Shelbyville because he was being a Good Samaritan for the first and only time in his life. We’re talkin’ softball…
UPDATE: This was the tweet before. Jose apparently thinks people are interested in him being stuck in traffic.
Why is there so much traffic in Pennsylvania turnpike. Line nor moving
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) June 22, 2014
And this is why you don’t blog while boozing, folks. Got a little too excited at the prospect of the worlds biggest meatstick claiming residency in degenerative Delco. If that ever seriously happened the space time continuum may be ripped apart.
h/t Rob