St. Joe's Hawks Are Dancing And Phil Martelli's 4-Year-Old Grandson Is More Pimp Than You

NEW YORK — Langston Galloway’s legs should have been aching after playing three games in three days and every minute against VCU’s press. The only thing the Saint Joseph’s senior could feel was how close he was to winning an Atlantic 10 tournament championship. Galloway stepped back to hit yet another huge 3-pointer, giving the Hawks the lead for good in their 65-61 win over the 23rd-ranked Rams in Sunday’s final. Fourth-seeded Saint Joseph’s (24-9) arrived in Brooklyn on the NCAA tournament bubble. The Hawks all but clinched an at-large berth with a victory over fellow bubble team Dayton in Friday’s quarterfinals on Galloway’s go-ahead 3 with 17.9 seconds left. Then they made that moot by capturing the conference’s automatic bid for the first time since 1997.

BOOM! Shame the Southwest Philly Floater isn’t returning to the dance this year, but at least we’ve got some decent representation with St. Joe’s and Nova. Even though to advance they’ll play each other in the second round. Real cute, selection committee.

But Shaka Smart was the second biggest pimp ready to crush life in that arena today behind Phil Martelli’s grandson. Little dude could’ve hawked milk off of any mother in the arena. My condolences about the hair thing though, Phillip. Well known fact baldness skips a generation. Damn gene lying dormant is like knowing the day of your death in advance, kid’s gotta get it in while he can.