Some Mom In Texas Is Making A Big Fuss Because She Got Kicked Out Of A Pizza Shop After Changing Her Baby's Diaper on a Table

HuffPo – A Texas mother says she and her three kids were tossed out of a pizza place after she changed a baby’s diaper at the table. Miranda Sowers told KHOU that she first took her 4-month-old daughter to the restroom of the Brother’s Pizza Express in Spring, but found it didn’t have a changing table. So she went back to her table and took matters into her own hands. “I thought you know what I’ve got my own changing pad, she’s tiny, she fits right here on the chair,” Sowers was quoted as saying. “So I laid her down quickly and quietly changed her diaper.”

No, lady. Absolutely not. This is where lines need to be drawn, and while I appreciate you doing all you can to be a great mother and everything, you just cannot change your child’s shitty diaper in the middle of a pizza restaurant. No if’s, and’s, or but’s. It’s about the most ridiculous type of scenario I can imagine. Sure, Brother’s Pizza Express should probably have to get a changing table put in the bathroom. They’re not totally without blame on this one. But you gotta be kidding me if you think you can make a big deal out of getting booted from the restaurant. This is pizza we’re talking about. You wanna breast feed in public? Fine. I’m not thrilled with it but go ahead. But to put human excrement that close to pizza is appalling and quite frankly, borderline criminal. The world doesn’t revolve around you and your daughter, toots. Maybe you should just teach her how to shit in a toilet like an actual human being.