So I Guess The Laziest Employee At Barstool Almost Doubled His Boss's Blog Effort This Summer?

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Sidenote: This was not gathered by some sort of internal hacking as I’ll admit I’m wayyyy to lazy and not smart enough to do. It was posted publicly by someone with a somehow less life than me @barstool_data. And as Pres said in The Rundown, if it’s already out there…

Let me be clear, posting this isn’t firing shots at anyone else on staff. I get Big Cat/PFT are absolutely slinging it with PMT and KFC with others are doing the damn thing with other mediums. Of course their blog count should be adjusted for that variance, as with mostly others. It’s basically to show statistical evidence towards a certain boss co-worker and queef who have called me out on a mega-public forum for not pumping out enough blogs. That’s all. The proof is in the pudding right here, and we’re not even talking about quality/originality of said posts. I’d like to think the time and effort put into such blogs as Doing Colonial America With Ben Franklin, attempting to find love on TrumpSingles.com, and sneaking in with old coots to sing the national anthem at the Phillies game, and even answering Stoolies directly for 3+ hrs every damn Friday afternoon during Lunchtime Snaps (ALL done within this timeframe, btw) would hold more water than your standard filler blog. I get it. People don’t realize taping The Rundown (then re-taping it because someone forgot to press record) takes hours away from blogging everyday. I’m not trying to bite the hand that feeds me, but I do feel like I need to defend my honor. Cause in the end, that’s all we got.

Oh, and I’d still like to see those strictly blog numbers from since I’ve been Full-Time, not from the past 5 years when, you know, Mo was the head writer at Barstool Philly and I was only pumping out 2-3 blogs a day. That is all.