Snooki Trying Her Best To Stay Relevant And Ratchet At The Same Time With This Horrifyingly Trashy Caption

Ew. You can take the ratchet out of Jersey but never the Jersey out of ratchet. Or something like that. I don’t even know and I don’t really care. All I see is this piece of tramp tits who got famous for being a walking STD has 12, count ‘em, 12.4 MILLION fans on Facebook.

And that’s not including 6.7 mill followers on Twitter. Even if her career is about to literally go tit’s up she can ask for a dollar donation from everyone and still clear an easy $500K on GoFundMe like it’s nothing. Absolutely sickening. America should of burned this thing before it has the chance to lay eggs or at the very least send it back to the swamps. Actually, make her go back into bars and get cold-cocked by meatshits. The greatest and most deserving POW to the kisser in recent history.