SHORE PSA: There's A Lot Of Sheep Waiting In Line To Touch The LA Kings' Stanley Cup Down In Sea Isle

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There’s about 2,000 people and 60 cops here, 57th is on lockdown.

Well, so much for that novel idea. Is that the line to freaking get on Kingda Ka or to cash checks in N. Philly? I wouldn’t wait in that thing if the Cup was filled with champagne and Candice Swanepoel was giving out free balcuzzis*. Yeah, I get it’s the most iconic trophy in sports and I encouraged people to go out and see it in Sea Isle. But no way in hell am I waiting that long to touch the LA King’s Cup. If it were the Flyers’ championship trophy it would be a completely different story but screw this. Not worth it. They’re sheep. Mere sheep.

*You’re damn right I wouldn’t wait. I’d murder every single person ahead of me with no regard for mankind.

Thanks, Chris