Scottie Pippen's Wife Of 19 Years Is Leaving Him To Go Fuck Future

Damn man. 19 years. They had four kids together. And just like that, 51-year-old Scottie Pippen’s 42-year-old wife is leaving him to fuck 32-year-old Future. To be fair, Pippen did have three kids from other women, they signed a prenup, and Pippen was surely fucking around himself. But damn. It’s never nice to lose out to some young hot guy. Especially one who made an ode to your former teammate. I’m hearing Future remixed the “Jumpman” lyrics to really stick it to Scottie.

Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman

Me and Larsa Fuckin’

Jumpman, Jumpman Jumpman

Don’t Tell Scottie Nothin’

Still, I don’t even think this is a win for Future. I mean, I’m not mad at him.

But Russ Wilson is still somewhere playing house with Ciara, probably raising Future’s son not to curse and shit. Now Future is gonna inherit Scottie Pippen’s four kids? I just don’t see it. This chick is clearly just being a whore, riding around on Future’s private jet for a month, biding her time till she can get a VH1 spinoff where she professionally argues with her paid acquaintances.

Still, it can’t be good for Scottie’s ego.