Ryan Howard And A Couple Other Scrubs Put On Revocable Trade Waivers

Source: #Phillies put their first set of players on revocable trade waivers Saturday – Burnett, Bastardo, Howard, Kendrick, R. Hernandez.

— Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) August 4, 2014

Not Kyle Kendrick! He has the slim chance of bouncing back to a mediocre 4th starter next season. Don’t want to give up too much hope.

All in all, what does that mean? Absolutely nothing. Maybe Burnett and Bastardo get claimed and we can get something, but even then it won’t be much. Anything that amounts from this is simply rearranging the chairs on the deck of the Titanic. And no, Ryan Howard isn’t going anywhere. I have a better shot of Anna Kendrick accepting my invitation to a Ballcuzi Bonanza than a team picking wanting that waste of space and the contract that comes with him.

Meanwhile, your last place Phillies haven’t scored a run in 21 straight innings and Chase Utley along with Ryan Howard are a combined 2 for their last 45. That’s .044. I hate this team.