Rocky The 8-Week Old French Bulldog Needs Help Jumping Off The Couch And Into Your Heart

Anyone who doesn’t think Rocky taking off from the foul line into the unknown is cute as fuck needs a gutcheck to their soul. Beyond presh. It must be nice to be able to get away with anything because you’re that adorable. That pup could have, and 100% did, take the dump of the century on that polyester 5 minutes before and he took flight and it’s cool. First and only time I did that we got the belt. Rocky knows he has his owners by the hearts and balls.

R. Kelly may need a new remix for Rocky believing too much.