Remember That One Time The Eagles Were In The Super Bowl? That Was Fun

10 years ago Philadelphia invaded Jacksonville to play and puke against the Patriots. That’s was it. The only freaking Super Bowl most of us have (and possibly will) ever seen them play. Just thinking about it makes me nostalgic and then angry. T.O. had the city by the balls then proceeded to put them in a vice. WHY WERE THEY TAKING THEIR SWEET OL’ TIME WITH A COUPLE MINUTES LEFT DOWN BY 2 SCORES??? Sure, they had their best shot to take it down in 2002 vs. the Bucs at the last game at the Vet but blew it because there’s no such thing as fairy tale endings in this town. Still doesn’t make the loss vs. the Pats hurt any less.

Please, Chip, just get me 1. God knows I don’t ask you for much.