Reader Email: Mario Kart 64 Tourney With The Losers Getting Tattoos MUST Happen

Reader Email: Smitty – Mario Kart

Smitty my man, if you ever make it to Boston we’re gonna have to have a 4 man kart tournament for a tattoo. Me and my buddies did it 5 years ago and made it to the stool. Heres a link, scroll down like 10 stories and you’ll see it.. http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2009/01/28/

P.S. 99% chance you would end up with Bowser sitting on your thigh, we are legit

Viva

I’m in. So in. It’s really a win-win situation. When I dominate and I get to say I was part of one of the ballsiest bets possible. I for some reason lose (not possible) and I get a tattoo of a Nintendo character on an asscheek. Better than decent chance that would’ve ended up happening at some point in my life, anyways.

Really nothing more I can add that wasn’t killed already in the original blog. Am I about to reblog a 5-year-old post, verbatim, that I didn’t even write? You bet your sweet nuts I am. Even though it’s an utter disgrace everyone involved saying “Mario Cart”. Embarrassing.

Classic Stool by Pres – Reader Email: Now This Is A Bet

Reader Email

3 weeks ago me and 3 of my buddies agreed to a bet in Mario Cart for Nintendo 64. So after 3 weeks of a talking shit we finally set a date for Saturday. We put numbers 1-4 in a hat to determine the characters and controllers so who ever got the 1 seed got first pick at what character they wanted but had to play with the worst controller. The bet was to play 20 games and the winner of each game got to pick the next level so the first level we all decided to take it to koopa troopa beach. Each level you received points 1st place 3 points, 2nd place 2 points 3rd place 1 point and last place would receive no points for that level. So after 20 games the least amount of points had to immediately go get a tattoo of one of the characters in the car, with# 4 on the side showing that they came in last place.

Vic

Let this be a lesson for all you assholes out there who constantly run their mouths about getting tattoos on their asses and shit like that and then never pay up when they are wrong. This is how it’s done. Seriously you make a Mario Cart tattoo bet, you stand by it. My only question is how old are these guys? They have to be late 20’s or early 30’s right? I mean Mario Cart was huge when I was in college, but that was like 10 years ago. I find it hard to believe that college kids are still playing it nowadays. But on the flip side I didn’t think 30 year old dudes made these types of bets either. Hmm, tough call. Either way this tattoo artist is like a modern day Picasso or something because that’s a pretty good princess.