Rapper, Hi Rez, Drops The Dopest Order In McDonald's History

Okay credit where credit is due, that was pretty fire. If I heard this song come on the radio or some shit, I’d max out the volume and let it bump (unless I accidentally found myself in a bad neighborhood in which case it’s on mute with the windows up). Never has a rap sounded so delicious before. But the problem here is that this wasn’t recorded in a studio and played on the radio. This was done at a real McDonald’s in the real world and that’s pretty fucked if you ask me. I know the internet has a lot to be outraged about these days, but this is the most despicable, deplorable, disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life. When you’re at McDonald’s you’re there because you want to get in and get out as quickly as possible on the cheap cheap. So to have this jabroni, Hi Rez, come in and jam up the entire operation is a real dick move. You wanna become a successful rapper? Fine. But do it on your own time, Slim Shady. Not when I’m waiting behind you in line just trying to order my McChicken like a regular human being.

Only guy in this video who doesn’t completely suck? The cashier who doesn’t even realize what the hell is going on here.

He’s strictly business right now. Doesn’t even acknowledge the fact that he’s getting WORKED in a rap battle. Doesn’t look up once, just stands there looking at the screen trying to figure out if he did or didn’t want pickles on that burger still. Hilarious. He didn’t get the order down at all but I respect him for at least trying. That’s a man who takes his job seriously. That’s a man who can play for my team any day of the week.

As slick as this rap was, it’s still got nothing on the original. Now ayo DJ, spin that back.

P.S. – That order in the 1st video makes literally zero sense at all and would cost like a hundred bucks. Is the McRib even still around? And who gets the bundt cake at McDonald’s? Go screw off somewhere, Hi Rez.