Qatar Says Gays Might As Well Not Show Up To Their World Cup In 2022

MSN – If you are a gay soccer fan and love the World Cup, watching at home on TV would be highly recommended over traveling to Qatar, where gay sex is illegal. Comments by the country’s sports minister to the Associated Press did little to calm the sense that gays aren’t welcome. Asked how gay people will be welcomed in 2022, Salah bin Ghanem bin Nasser al-Ali replied: “It’s exactly like the alcohol question.” He said Qatar doesn’t want to create “this impression, illusion that we don’t care about our tradition and our ethical values. “
 

Does that mean 99% of soccer fans aren’t welcome? BOOM! But seriously, this isn’t an issue of Qatar still existing in Biblical Times. If they want to try and outlaw gay sex and sell virgin daughters to the highest bidder before Liam Neesen goes apeshit on their royalty, whatever. That’s not going to change. This is another prime example of why FIFA is the most corrupt organization on the planet. They make Enron look like the Salvation Army. FIFA could earn just measly billions instead of trillions of dollars by maybe, just maybe, not taking backroom deals when it comes to the World Cup. The organization of FIFA is almost as frustrating as the video game FIFA, which is literally fucking impossible.

The worst part is, there’s no shame whatsoever. Trust me, if FIFA can find a way to profit from the Cliff Dive and Hot Diggity Doggie then consider Qatar 2022 the queer capital of whatever continent it’s located. Also, I vow to never Google “Funny gay sex positions” again. That one’s on me.
 

h/t Pops