Psycho Girlfriend Cock-Blocks Boyfriend Going to Ibiza With The Worst T-Shirt Ever
Source – An Ibiza-bound 24-year-old was ‘taken aback’ when he saw the cringeworthy holiday T-shirt his girlfriend had made for him. Abbie Bartlett, 20, commissioned a garment which features a montage of photos of her and Leon Connelly with the text: ‘I love my girlfriend Abbie, I hate the girls in Ibiza, so please stay away from me.’ The father of one said: ‘At first I thought is she serious? She wanted me to wear it to all the big clubs like Pacha etc. ‘But now I get that it’s a joke I’m happy enough to go along with it, that’s just how our relationship is it’s just silly.’
Another Source - Abbie says Leon loves his gift: “I presented the T-shirt to him and he couldn’t believe it. He thinks it’s hilarious. I was kind of joking when I said he had to wear it everyday but now I think he actually will, he’s keen to take all kinds of crazy pictures with it!”
Listen to me closely, Leon. You may think this shirt is just some whacky joke and you’re relationship is so zany and silly. But the moment your crazy girlfriend went from just joshing around about making a shirt and actually made said shirt, your relationship took a drastic turn to psychotic. This is the kind of thing she’ll get to act like she’s joking about when deep down inside she wants you to eat, sleep, and bathe in that shirt. There is truth behind every jest. As soon as this guy put on that shirt and got photographic evidence of himself wearing it, his nuts were locked up and the key was thrown away. However, as much as I would like to feel bad for Leon Connelly right now, he’s a lost cause. My thoughts then go out to his friends he’s heading to Ibiza with. They’re stuck on a party island with this guy who is probably gonna have to give his girl a call first thing every morning and check in with her during each step of their day. Then he’ll get a little too drunk everyday and cry about how trapped he feels and nobody wants to deal with that guy. He’s going to ruin the whole trip, and if I know Leon’s friends like I think I know Leon’s friends, they don’t deserve that in the slightest.