PSA: When Contacting Barstool For Employment, Make Sure You Have Something To Present...Seriously, Anything
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That’s all I can stands and I can’t stands no more. The amount of bro we receive through email and DM’s on a hourly basis is borderline unconstitutional, and definitely not healthy for the mind or soul. All these “I’m the funniest person out there, just give me a chance”, “You guys will make so much content/money if you take a look at me”, and my personal favorite, “Hire me, pussy”, get lost in the douchebag shuffle. If you’re serious about contributing to Barstool, have something substantial to show to us. Do what the rest of us did and start a blog or create original content through a podcast or video. At the very least, shoot over ideas that would be good for members working at Barstool already could do (you know, like how a producer would work). If you don’t do that, do you know what you look like? This:
Suh this douche back to the frat basement where his bucket of Chloroform resides. You don’t want to look like this guy, even through an email. It’s not that hard to do. Just have something worthy to present. Or just have it make sense. Weeks ago we received single letters from our respective team’s logos in the mail that we had NO idea what they represented. It turns out that formed “Hire Me”:
A somewhat creative effort. Futile, but creative nonetheless. We hear at Barstool our barley literate as it be, so please don’t have us form cryptic messages. Even though he might have gotten a little farther if Tex’s Rutgers letter was covered in Anthrax.