Philly Dude Wearing Pajama Pants Loves Hillary Clinton More Than He Loves To Breathe

Look, I’m not here to bash candidates or make fun of people. This man’s elevator obviously doesn’t go all the way to the top. In fact, it’s broken down on the ground floor as the inspectors are passed out pantsless at the hotel bar. But let’s all be straight about one thing: This guy’s vote counts the same as yours and mine. That’s what we call this beautiful system of Democracy, folks. And unless he’s a convicted felon or forgets where he is on Election Day (possibly both), he’s voting blindly for Hilary. And don’t judge this as a Liberal/Conservative, Hilary/Trump thing, either. You can find batshits like this in every phase of life supporting every single candidate. George Carlin said it best, think about how stupid the average person is, then realize half of people out there are stupider than that. It’s just that this guy found a way to put on his pajama pants by himself, personally get Bill Clinton elected (TWICE!), and become annoyingly vocal on the streets of Philly. To each their own.

We need this guy in a debate about life vs. esteemed weatherman Frankie MacDonald. Winner finds their missing chromosome.