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Perhaps The P-Hub Comments Section Isn't The Greatest Place To Get In An Argument With Your Wife

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If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time when we can all gather around and set our differences aside for a few minutes. Because at the end of the day, we’re all on the same team. And that team is the one that doesn’t comment on internet porn like a bunch of freaks. So let’s get right to it.

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Really appreciate diceyboi’s stance on foreign policy here. That’s the type of bold leadership and decisiveness that this country needs.

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LondonGentleman is a freak and 100% the kind of guy who will wear your skin as a suit.

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If Peyton Manning hasn’t made up his mind on whether to retire yet, he better do so right now. Because there’s no coming back from this.

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Pretty much every porno is that way. Immediately click the “x” and become overridden with shame and guilt for the next 30 seconds.

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Been a while since I’ve seen anything from my boy psbenoit2002. Always nice to see one of the originals still come out to play. Hot fuck.

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You know for a fact that this is actually a selfie of psbenoit2002. Just an old dude who doesn’t give a single damn in the world. Not all heroes wear capes. But I wouldn’t be surprised if he throws one on every now and then.

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My brain is telling me this story is fabricated but my heart is telling me to believe it. So until we have some actual evidence that comes out to dispute this claim, I’m taking it as a fact. Rachel Starr has some really gross shit.

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Negative chill.

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The next thread of comments was spotted by College Humor. As the internet authority on Pornhub comments, I had to post them here as well. But here we have the story of a “husband” and “wife” getting into it in the comment section. It’s a tale of love, it’s a tale of betrayal, it’s a tale of sorrow and it’s a tale of life. I’d put all the money I have (which isn’t much) on this being fake, but treat yourself to some fun today and just try to pretend it’s real.

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And thus concludes this week in freaks. Here’s to hoping nobody came across their Pornhub username and if you did, well maybe you have a few things in life to reconsider. Having a Pornhub username in the first place would be a good spot to start. As always, feel free to send any comments you come across to @BarstoolJordie on Twitter and hope all you perverts have a great weekend. Stay sexy out there.