Penn Football Players Went Apeshit Over Their New Alternate Uniform

“The Oregon of the Ivy League.” Love it. One color for every win last year, but hopefully that’ll change this season. Need to have a champion back at Franklin Field. And screw Silver, Crayola better patent “Gun Metal Grey” yesterday. That nickname makes it move.

Blonde bro in the middle – best check those mesh shorts. From your reaction they might as well have gone through a private lap dance at Delilah’s.