Ohio Man's House Has Been Egged Over 100 Times In The Past Year
EUCLID, Ohio – An 85-year-old Euclid man’s home has become the target of mysterious egging attacks that began in March 2014 and haven’t stopped. The continuous onslaught of eggs has baffled police, neighbors and local government officials who have tried and failed to identify the source of the attacks that have ruined the man’s home and kept his family on edge. “The accuracy is phenomenal,” Albert Clemens, Sr. said. “Because almost every time when it’s nice weather and they launch five or six of these at a time, they almost invariably hit the front door.” … The house has been pelted with eggs several times a week — sometimes more than once a day — for the past year. The attacks always happen after dark and last around 10 minutes each.
Euclid police have not taken the investigation lightly. They’ve spent a year doing undercover stakeouts, canvassing the neighborhood and even sending eggshells for testing.
Everyone had about a 2-week period in their life where egging people and places was a thing to do. The first time you went out egging was, at that moment in your life, probably the biggest adrenaline rush you had ever experienced. 2nd time out was still pretty fun and then after that, everyone kind of got tired of buying a dozen eggs every time you went out. But these go-hards in Ohio are in it for the long-haul and as much as I’d love to hate them for being a giant bag of dicks, I can at least appreciate their hustle. I know this dude is 85-years-old and probably doesn’t have much gas left in the tank, but if some punk ass bitches are egging your house for a year straight, you go out there and you find those fucking eggers. I don’t care what it takes. And how about the Euclid PD? Holy hell, guys. You’ve spent a YEAR doing undercover stakeouts and you still can’t find these little kids running around terrorizing the town with a pack of eggs? Unreal.
Related but unrelated: I’ve had this GIF saved for some reason and figure I’ll never have another reason to post it so whatever.
