Of Course The Cowboys Signed LSU Tackle La’El Collins, The Stud OL Brought In For Questioning In His Pregnant Ex-GF's Death

*Insert half-assed The Longest Yard quip like every media personality in the world, here*

Well, fuck. I can’t be mad from a football standpoint. Between Byron Jones and Randy Gregory in the 2nd round, the Cowboys got three first round talents while only holding the 27th pick overall on night one. Unreal. I’m not even going to go into the moral aspects of having druggies, convicted women beaters and those questioned in the death of their pregnant ex-girlfriends in one locker room. If Jerry Jones can oversee Charles Haley throwing shit-stained TP at coaches and jerking off in teammates faces during meetings, he’ll let anything fly. This dude was projected to go Top FIFTEEN in the NFL Draft. And it’s important to note that Collins IS NOT a suspect in the crime…yet somehow he went undrafted through all seven rounds. Lotta smoke there, but the Cowboys could be getting another steal of the century. However, if it turns out Collins was somehow involved in pulling a Rae Caruth on his pregnant ex and Jerry Jones had his suspicions, well…