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Nothing To See Here Just A Baby Black Bear Strutting His Stuff Through A Rite-Aid

 

Well there’s something you don’t see everyday. That bear’s gonna be pissed when it buys a pack of gum and gets a receipt literally 8 feet long. I wonder if he’ll figure out a way to open those God-forsaken deodorant force fields they have protecting the Old Spice. My guess is no. All I want to do is get some antiperspirant so my underarms don’t resemble the Everglades. Is that too much to ask? I have to break through a mini-Fort Knox cause a couple of thugs constantly single out the deodorant aisle like they’re in The Italian Job. You know we’re living in a society.

“That is soooo cute”. Oh yeah? Strut your tits outside into the waiting paws of the Mama Bear and see if following her cub through the aisles is still adorable. NEVER mess with a baby because you never know if the mother is around the corner. Still probably the scariest video I’ve ever seen: