News Anchor Checks In With A Joke That Bombs So Bad You Can Hear It Fail From Space

Instant red face. I mean, he’s not wrong. And it wasn’t the 5th-grade joke itself that made thing awkward. It was the delivery. If he comes out hot sounding sarcastic and even gives an Ed McHmanon “Hiyo!” afterwards then he wouldn’t go down as Captian Cringe. Instead he tucked his tail between his legs and accepted failure before it even begin. I’m no comedy master, but confidence is most of the battle. How else do you trick people into thinking that you becoming a diabetic on pizza one bite at a time is hilarious? Confidence is key to success.

Now let us revisit our old awkward friend of the stage, “BICEPS: Lord Of The Cringe”.