New Trojan Condom Ad With Son Giving Dad A Rubber Is The Definition Of Awkward

I get it that some fathers and sons are actually “boys” and can talk about getting laid/hammered/goosed or whatever. Good for you, brahs. May be in the minority, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how real-life parenting works. My father and I can’t have a legitimate conversation unless it’s heavily warmed up with sports talk first. Can’t remember the last time we hugged outside of an Eagles game, and even then it was out of pure emotion and neither of us realized what we were doing. No way in hell could an exchange of condoms from either party with a “Get after it” happen without one of us looking at they other like they just said they wanted to be a ventriloquist.

Arguably the only thing more awkward than this is watching a movie with your parents and have a nude or sex scene thrown into everyone’s face. No matter how old you get, if you don’t feel like squirming into a shell when that happens you’re about as human as E.T.

Old man does look pimp as fresh, though. Good friends or not, Sheila better be prepared to get some pipe from the Silver Fox. If this isn’t an “I’m fucking tonight” face I don’t know what is.