Mr. Wonderful From 'Shark Tank' Also Plays A Dick In Real Life

Love it. Kevin O’Leary is so disgustingly wealthy he has no conscience whatsoever. Shocked he didn’t light a Cuban with a $100 then jetpack it to meet with Scrooge McDuck for their daily swim with golden coins and cartoon duck hookers. Seriously, fuck those billions worldwide living off less than a dollar a day with no means to earn more. Oh, they ran out of the handfuls of rice to survive on? Let them eat cake. All they need to do is look up to those 85 heroes of capitalism and work harder. How hard is that? Maybe they can get their mothers to give them $10K in seed money to start up their company like Mr. Wonderful did.

Regardless of whether you believe what Mr. Wonderful is saying is accurate or not, just because you think it doesn’t mean you should say it. Shit, if I actually said what went through my mind on Barstool I would not only have been fired again but would probably be in jail. But I guess if you are worth a billion dollars or more, who gives a hoot about what other people think about you? Can’t hear the peasants over all the money being earned.

Now excuse me, the trashcan fire needs more egg-carton tinder.