Mike Tyson Lost To Buster Douglas Cause He Was Slaying The Japanese Hotel Maids

OK, maybe Iron Mike didn’t lose because of this, but it definitely didn’t help. Tyson was a recluse in his prime and they decided to cage up the tiger. Instead of going out and getting fresh meat he desired he had to settle for second string, pixilated salami. If Tyson was able to be set free in Japan then Buster would have been TKO when the gloves tapped.

“I had to hit all the maids. And by hit them I mean have sex with the maids.” Nice to see Mike still has to clear things up like a parole officer is listening. BOOM.