Meet Nico: The Stupidest, Happiest Dog On The Planet

God that is a good dog. A bliss unknown to humankind at the mere mention of his name. A great, beautiful dog. And how dumb! Just beautiful. Running around stupid as a shitheap, cluelessly looking around like a couple prison guards looking for El Chapo (let’s not pretend we didn’t know the dog was Messican, we all heard the accent).

My only qualm with the video is that the dog never got to experience the triumphant reveal. Sure we got to see Nico’s mama make fun of him with the “JOUR SO STOOPED”, but maybe instead of intelligence shaming this canine, you can teach him a thing or two. Pop out from the door, remind him to be cognizant of his peripheral vision, and get rewarded with an avalanche of (flat) face licks.

Very basic stuff but sometimes you have to hold people’s hands through life.