Marcus Mariota Met With TB, Tenn And The Eagles Then Proceeded To Bomb His Pro Day

Hmm….why would the Eagles, who have gotten their “guy” in Sam Bradford and who’s head coach big belly laughed off the prospect of getting Mariota end up meeting with the Heisman winner on his pro day?  Because Chip’s going to get his boy, that’s why.  And you wanna know what?  The Eagles aren’t going to need to give up an arm, leg and dick to trade up for him.  When it comes to draft status he’s a Teddy Bridgewater 2.o.  However, the Chip Kelly influence for a tank job is in place.   It’s a slippery slope to the 20th pick, people, and Marcus is just following orders from the man.

Yet again, the pieces are fitting in the puzzle, right?  KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKERS.