Man Gets Offered A Job, Immediately Snaps Off A Few Nudes To The HR Department And Should He Not Have Done That?

TIME – A 23-year-old man from Chicago, reportedly sent nude pictures of himself to the human-resources manager of a company that had just hired him.

Police said the manager informed them of the incident on Aug. 14, one day after the man had sent her two naked selfies over three days, the Chicago Tribune reported. Elmhurst police chief Michael Ruth said the company had made the 23-year-old man a “conditional offer of employment” earlier in the month. “He texted the HR director and sent a nude photo of himself,” Ruth added.

According to the police report, the man admitted to sending the photographs but said they were meant for someone else. The company did not respond to calls for comment from the Tribune.

So you’re trying to tell me that now you can’t even fire off a few nudes to the HR department, the only department of any company that you’re supposed to trust, without losing your job over it? Oh, I’m sorry. I thought this was America.

Listen, is this an aggressive move? Yeah maybe. But I’d be lying if I said I didn’t both love and respect this move. This man was just offered a position within the company and he’s willing to put everything out in the open. He’s got nothing to hide. This is the man you hired. You hired his brain, you hired his work ethic, and you hired his dick & nuts. I honestly don’t see what the big issue here is. You gotta imagine that in this day and age, HR is going to see a picture of this dude’s dick anyway after he drunkenly fires off a few rounds to Karen in accounting in a couple months. So why not just address the elephant in the room right off the bat? Why not get that dick out in the open right away so that it doesn’t come as a surprise later. If anything, this just goes to show what a company man this dude is. And for some reason, they terminated his job offer because of it. Egregious. He must either A) have a horrible dick or B) this HR department manager chick must just be the female version of Toby Flenderson.

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Sidenote: I can only support this guy about 95%. I was with him all the way until he went with the “they were meant for someone else” excuse. Just own up to it. Maybe they just fired this dude for being a liar. But you know that I know that you know that this dude one hundred thousand percent wanted this chick in HR to see what he was working with.