Love This Minor League Baseball Bat Dog Who Clocks A Kid Rounding The Bases

Bam! What a whamsauce! That cheesedick little shit had no business being on the basepaths when the Labra-Choo is on the tracks. Poor little kid didn’t even see it coming. And that trucking pup isn’t a one trick pony, either. He doesn’t only excel rounding the bases, check him out while on the clock as his job as the Bat Dog:

Good boy! If supposing to fetch a bat 10-feet away in the On Deck Circle but runing all the way to second base and then back only to get said bat forced in your mouth is wrong, than I don’t want life to be right. Still a good boy through and through. Replace all bat boys, nay, kids, nay, humans with dogs in general and the world would be a much happier place.