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Little Girl Gets Exactly What She Deserves For Not Sharing Poptart

Pastry Karma. The best type of Karma. Think we need to know what kind of tart we’re talking about before we rush into any judgement. If she’s hoarding a S’Mores or the rare Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon in those diapers, then it’s justifiable not to share. If it were a Toaster Strudel she should’ve jumped through the glass and run to the nearest adoption agency. Most likely it’s simply an unfrosted, untoasted cherry flavor that tastes like cardboard filled with gorilla duck butter anyways. Broad is just another entitled spoiled brat growing up America today. Thanks Obama.