Little Chubber Will Go Down In History With This First Ballot HOF Meltdown

Talk about your perfect All-American family. It’s a shame fun-sized Peter Griffin never even stood a chance right out of the womb. These kind of parents are the absolute worst. Just yell, fight, and enable the bad qualities in kids instead of shaping them to be productive members of society. It also doesn’t help anyone they probably feed him from a trough just to shut him up. You can HAMMER the next stop in that car is a McDonald’s. I’ll parlay that bet it’s a Mickey-D’s in a Wal-Mart. Book it.