LeSean McCoy Establishing Authority In Camp By Rolling Up In A Rolls Royce Right Into A Handicapped Spot

Nobody puts Shady in the corner! This is how you establish dominance off the field for on the field. Drive up in a car worth more than a decade’s worth of average household income and show the disabled who’s boss.

I’m not naive enough to think LeSean McCoy is actually dumb enough to park his luxury vehicle in a handicapped spot – I hope. But if he rushes for 2,000 yards and brings a Lombardi Trophy to this city he can park wherever he wants. That includes his balls on my girlfriend’s face. Not that he would need my, or her, permission as it currently stands.