Just Your Average Naked Guy Taking A Swan Dive Off An EDM Stage Onto The Concrete (NSFW)

How many drugs are too many drugs? Answer: 1/1000th of what this guy had. It’s amazing this guy is Molly’d to the moon and can still show better diving form to his death than a certain big nosed co-worker can in his backyard pool. For real though, he should be dead. That was the most painful exit of a stage since the lady who tried to take a selfie mid-concert was sent to Sparta.

(Kickage occurs around :35)

Hey, woman, ignorance is bliss till the lead singer decides to Liu-Kang you off the stage. In fact, I’m not really sure what’s going on here. Is anyone just allowed on stage and jump off into the crowd in this free-for-all? If so, I’m not saying she deserved to get Liu-Kanged from behind, but she definitely needed a push in the right direction. Life doesn’t stop and start at your convenience you ignorant piece of tits. There’s a show going on, madam, and you’re being a distraction. In the wise words of the poet known as Ludacris, move bitch get out the way.