Just A Big Ass Whale Shark Riding Dirty Down The Streets Of China

CHINA – Dwindling in numbers, whale sharks are protected in China – and black market salesmen are punished with hefty fines. But when fisherman Cai Chengzhu, 48, spotted this 16-foot-long, two-tonne beast, he could not resist having a go. He heaved it to shore and dragged it to the street. Then, incredibly, he dumped it onto a truck – and drove it for half-an-hour to the nearest market.

Freaking Asians. Where else in the world could you be walking down the street and see a beast straight out of The Odyssey strapped on top of a makeshift golf cart? Maybe in LA when the studio is transporting Melissa McCarthy to another lot during feeding time, but that’s about it. The best part is Cai Chengzhu knows it’s illegal to fish and sell endangered whale sharks but he simply ran out of fucks to give. The dude has survived on rice and pirated movies for his entire existence, there’s no way in hell anybody is taking away his catch of the century. He just better be sure he gets it off the streets before it explodes in the sun.

h/t Chris