Jonah Hill Is Fat Jonah Hill Again, Bulking Season In Full Swing

via – After a dramatic weight loss in 2011, health experts believe Jonah Hill is now 300 points after a recent weight gain, OK! magazine has learned. “Jonah has completely let himself go and has zero motivation to get his health back in check, ” a source tells OK!. The source also explains that he indulges in junk food, foot-long sandwiches and pizza.

[Jordie’s Note: After an hour of my own technological incompetence, the pictures of Jonah Hill in all of his fat and not-so-fat glory should finally load.]

In case you were unaware, we are officially in primetime bulking season and Jonah Hill hasn’t wasted a single moment of it. You wanna know what junk food, foot-long sandwiches and pizza turn into once Jonah hits the gym again for beach bod season? Jacked Jonah Hill getting ready to star in Pumping Iron III. I was finally getting used to skinny Jonah Hill but this just seems a little more right. To commemorate the full 360, let’s just take a quick trip down memory lane and admire all the Jonah Hill’s that came before this edition of Fat Jonah.

Classic Fat JewFro Jonah

Funny, awkward, you kinda feel bad watching him since he’s so fat and ugly but at least he makes you laugh. Classic Fat JewFro Jonah was a good Jonah, but better times awaited him.

Still Fat but At Least Celebrity Jonah

Not quite AS fat and jewfro-y. Still funny and started to take on lead roles. You stopped feeling a little sorry for him because he was a celebrity and making lots of money, but you were still glad you didn’t have his life because he’s super ugly.

Slim-to-Almost-Skinny Jonah

Was in one of the biggest movies of 2013, was still hilarious and wasn’t fat anymore. Not a bad time for Jonah Hill, but I guess he just wasn’t staying true to himself. Which leads us to today’s version of the Bulking Bear Jonah. It’s been one hell of a real roller coaster and I’m glad we all got to be a part of it.