JK Simmons Keeps His Oscar On A Mini-Fridge In The Bathroom

USA Today – (JK Simmons) is still getting used to sharing his space with an Oscar, which he moved from atop a mini-fridge in the bathroom of his Los Angeles home (right next to the tub) to a place of distinction on a bookshelf.  “It’s a lovely little statue,” says Simmons. “It’s still kind of surreal when I walk past it. It’s like, ‘There’s my Oscar.’ I don’t know it will ever become commonplace.”

Hold the phones…mini-fridge in the bathroom!?!?!?!  Talk about a motherfucking gamechanger.  Just when you think JK Simmons couldn’t be any more chill he goes ahead and pulls a stunt like this.  The man has an Oscar and never has to go through life without a cold beer for the shower.  Talk about the life.  You can stock that bad boy full of hoagies and call it a day. If it wasn’t for the legs going all Christopher Reeve after an hour there would be zero reason to ever get off the shitter.  Bless you, bald man.  I’m all in.

Again, if you haven’t seen Whiplash, get your life in order.  IMO it was the best flick of the year.  JK whips out insults that only Old Man Eastwood in Gran Torino can match.