Jennifer Lopez's Cooch May Hold The Secret To Eternal Life

pics via The Superficial
 

Holy schnikes. In no way, shape or form is that a backside of a 45-year-old mother of 2. Nope. If anything it’s a shot of Jenny From The Block shaking her shit on In Living Color as a Flygirl and they somehow 3D-Printed everything into place. Either that or she has a golden bidet with water pumped directly from The Fountain Of Youth. No other explanations.

PS – Gooch, cooch, grundle and taint are all A-OK and under played in the English language. Even once heard a Nifkin thrown in there. Carry on.