Jason Kelce Singing And Playing The Guitar Makes Every Life Form Wet

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In shower sandals, no less. Kelce and Barwin took Septa to WXPN’s studios where they talked football and Jason started to serenade. Seriously, I was expecting a lot worse. I was expecting vocals akin to Chewbacca on the shitter, but that was actually pretty impressive. Like, dammit Kelce. Leave some for the rest of us. I go days without putting on pants and ate generic brand Pop-Tarts for dinner last night (No, I don’t know if Toast’em Pop Ups are FDA approved). How can I compete in the same area code as a professional athlete and millionaire that can jam like this? At least give us common folk a chance.