Indian Dude’s Proposal Went Exactly As Planned
Is this fake? Probably, but in a culture where the Indian Thriller passes for legitimate entertainment, anything goes. Either way it’s back to the slums and/or Capitol One help desk for you, Jamal. Broad is way out of your league and getting down on a knee with solely with the help of the Dotted 3 Amigos isn’t going to get her out of the arranged marriage her father already set up when she was born. Not to mention the woman mopping up kid piss right before you take a knee is romance 101.
The fact there aren’t those trains running wild off the tracks at the KOP mall is a crime against humanity. Court to the Plaza and back all day in style.