If Ava Lange Is Trying To Sell Me Bottles Of Water In This Bikini Photo Shoot, I'm Going To Buy Those Bottles Of Water

I wouldn’t consider myself too much of a water snob. For the most part, I keep it simple with a bottle of Deer Park. Don’t get me wrong, I love to occasionally break out the bottle of Fiji water just because that’s a bottle of water that screams “I’m better than you and I know it”. But that’s about the extent of it. I’m not one of those assholes who will only drink Dasani or even worse, one of those hippies that drink Smart Water or whatever the hell that shit is called. However, I think Ava Lange just sold me on a new favorite bottle of water and it’s called 138. Let’s break down the tale of the tape here.

Now I’m thirsty.

h/t Bob’s Blitz