I Have Zero Idea If The Eagles Are THIS Good And Get Ready For #BigBirdBigCat All Day Thursday

First thing’s first: Big Cat and I made a bet on the game. If the Bears won I would have to wear his Pedobear costume all day Thursday and if the Birds came out on top he’d be required to don full Eagles mascot from dawn to dusk. Naturally, the Eagles were victorious (even at +3), so here’s a live look at what Granted, actually sitting there being torchered by subpar football for most of the game should have been enough punishment for either of us, but a bet’s a bet. Sneak peak:

The stench of that suit come sunset on Thursday will end lives.

But as for the Eagles, I’ll admit it, they look good. Real good. You don’t put up 29 points in the NFL in two straight games without turning the ball over with a rookie QB and not look good. You just don’t. They’re playing with gusto. The defense is ANGRY. Shit, even Doug Pederson’s play calling is wayyyyy more aggressive than I ever thought. Sure, they ran 40 pass plays to go 30 yards to get stuffed in the RZ and settled for a FG on the first drive, but overall I’m satisfied. Maybe even a little impressed. But then again…we’re talking about the Browns and the Bears here. When it’s all said and done these two shit squads could be 31 and 32. I don’t think the Eagles will finish at 30 solely from the defense and the way this Ginger has risen, but they are most likely 2-0 as a middle of the pack team. And who cares? So are the Giants. The fact of the matter is the NFC East remains to be syphilitic compared to the rest of the NFL and it is anyone’s division. The Eagles may not be good, but if they whip up on teams who they’re supposed to take behind the woodshed then they may be good enough. We’ll know who we thought they were starting next week with Pittsburgh…

Also, scary accurate analysis of Carson Wentz:

PS – Whitest dab of all-time or whitest dab of all time?