I Can Watch Drunk Idiots Come Off The Top Rope On Unbreakable Objects All Life Long

It’s simple and pure entertainment. The type of videos they would show in the class Internet 101. They never disappoint. And how can they? We all know how this three act play works and it still comes through every damn time. Act 1: Hold my beer (or keep it for added effect). Act 2: Put the body on the line for humor and/or pussy. Act 3: Laughter and hospital. Shakespeare couldn’t write it up any better. It’s like our Scranton meatstick who decided to elbow drop a keg a few weeks back. I still genuinely want to know his thought process behind that one, assuming there is any mental cognitivity involved. Which is a big assumption.

Look, it’s Monday. Nobody’s in the mood for any bullshit. So when I see a Scranton kid coming off the top rope like Macho Man in his prime on a steel keg, I’m supposed to feel better about things. Or so I thought. But in reality I just need to know the endgame here. Like what exactly did Sir Meatstick think was going to happen? It’s beyond intriguing to believe he expecting another result than shattering his shit on impact.

But then again, it’s Scranton. Not everything is supposed to make sense. And by everything I of course mean nothing. Ain’t no party…