Hungarian Reporter Has Some Interesting Analysis On That Blake Comeau Failed Breakaway Attempt

I know this is going to come as a surprise to many of you, but I actually don’t speak Hungarian. I don’t know what happened but there was never a point in my life where I learned how to speak the language. So with that in mind, I can’t exactly interpret what this reporter was trying to get out here. However, my inference game is pretty strong and I believe what this man is implying here is that Blake Comeau of the Colorado Avalanche horribly botched that breakaway he had the other weekend because there was a giant erect penis on the ice that was ejaculating everywhere at the same time. Pretty bizarre sequence of events, however, I’ve read the NHL rule book from back to front at least 50 times and nowhere in there have I seen a rule that specifically states a team is not allowed to use the help of a giant ejaculating penis to prevent a goal from being scored. So in the eyes of the law, this is good to go.

Now listen. I know that I’m playing right into their hands here. I know that the ol’ “let’s draw a cock on the telestrator” gag is the oldest trick in the book to get views. But I just really enjoyed seeing the wheels turn on this one. You can see the exact moment this guy knew what he had in his hands.

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The moment he drew that line, he knew he had an opportunity and he went ahead and seized the hell out of it. Erased the straight line and gave it a little curve just to further demonstrate how much room Comeau had to make a move.

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Even pointed out the exact spot on the ice that Comeau should have gotten a shot off here.

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My guess is this Hungarian reporter would have liked to see Comeau shoot for a rebound here as he had a guy coming up right behind him. So he showed that he should have shot it a little harder just to make sure a rebound would squirt back out for an easy put away.

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Personally I think adding the pubes was a bit much but hey, shooters shoot.

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Sure, maybe this guy was trying just a little too hard. Maybe he took this overboard and ruined the gag. But he’s working on a show that still has a Super Bowl helmet up on display even though that game was like 4 years ago already (sidenote: I don’t know why but that’s really been bothering me the whole time I’ve been writing this blog). So if it’s a ratings grab this man is after, it’s a ratings grab he’ll receive. Any time you draw a dick on the telestrator and don’t even try to disguise it, you earn a little extra respect in my book.

@BarstoolJordie

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