How In The Balls Did I Miss This Year's Gathering Of The Juggalos?

The 2015 Gathering of the Juggalos was held last weekend in Thornville, Ohio (which is absolutely gorgeous this time of year. You should really make a point to get to Thornville, Ohio at some point in your life) and somehow it completely flew under the radar. Year in and year out, the Gathering of the Juggalos brings out the largest crowd of looney tune psychopaths the world has ever seen outside of North Korea on any day of the week. So better late than never, here’s what we missed at this year’s freakshow all star game that is the Gathering of the Juggalos. (All pics via Rolling Stone and their journalistic integrity).

Fucking white people, man.

What an animal. What a savage. What a goddamn hero this man is. The Gathering of the Juggalos are leading the way against fat shaming and for that, I commend these people.

Excuse me, DJ. Are you taking any requests? Bad Blood please.

When she keep sucking after you bust.

1) Looks like that fat dude from My Name Is Earl and American History X. 2) Tremendous hand placement. 3) Can’t believe this dude got more ass than I did last weekend. That one stings.

I’ve yet to smell what a swamp donkey’s grundle smells like after walking 15 miles in the blistering heat of summer actually smells like, but I have to assume that’s the general aroma of this group right here. Well that and disappointment. P.s. – Dude with the neon green hair, don’t think I didn’t see you out there killin it.

The fact that there are black Juggalos out there in the world is the upset of the century.

This needs to be a postcard or some shit. Hope everyone enjoyed their time at the 16th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos! So bummed I missed out this year but save me a seat in 2016.