How Big Of Titties Are Too Big Of Titties?

And here we have smoke galaxy Jordan Carver in a new photoshoot. Let me preface this with any man isn’t going to turn down a great set of of tits on a smoke, no matter how large. If I was a boxer I would bounce those things around like Sugar Ray Leonard. Greed is good in Wall St. and in improving the twins, but does anyone think it’s almost as if she got too greedy? Gets them done a size smaller and all of a sudden she’s been upgraded from a 9.5 to a certified 10.0 with less risk of looking like Quasi Modo at the age of 45. If they were real it would be one thing but those bowling balls are so fake they probably do in fact feel like a bag of sand. I almost find it offensive. Au natural baby, that’s how I like them. Swing low sweet chariots.

But when it’s all said and done, fuck it. You better believe I’d put in so many motorboating hours on those things you’d think I’m training for America’s Cup.