Hot Tinder Girl Checking In With Probably The Most Realistic Tagline Ever

 
At least she’s honest. I’m officially retired from Tinder but “Heather” could be any one of these two heavenly hoochies and it would still be a swipe right situation. And I know I’m not alone in that thought. Shit, the tagline could be “My vagina is literally a Venus Fly Trap and I am a human Praying Mantis. Seriously. It will eat your dick and then I will bite your head off after we have sex once.” There’s nothing that will stand between a man and the prospect of getting with an attractive chick. 756 miles away? What is that a 9 hour drive? See you in 45 minutes, Heathy. Marsellus is sending The Wolf over for that ass.

Oh, and remember my cousin waiting till Thanksgiving to reach out to his matches just so he can use the intro “Gobble Gobble”? Yeah, apparently that doesn’t work in real life, either.
 

Since my banner is officially hanging up in the rafters, feel free to use the tagline of kings: “We can name the dog Tinder”. 3% of the time, it works every time. Never Forget:
 

h/t Mike