Hockey Hair News: Jaromir Jagr Is Reportedly Bringing Back The Mullet

Well shit. The NHL season starts this week and all around the league, teams are making their final cuts and idiot bloggers/reporters are hastily making their season predictions only to look like idiots later on this year. And as if predicting how this season will unfold wasn’t hard enough already, we now get this bit of **BREAKING NEWS** to deal with. So I guess this means that you can mark down the Florida Panthers as your team to make it out of the Eastern conference this year because if there’s one thing in this life that I know for certain, it’s “look good, feel good, play good”. And the Jagr mullet? Well there’s not a better look on this planet.

Jaromir Jagr has 722 career NHL goals and 1802 career NHL points. I don’t know for a fact how many of those goals/points were scored while he had a mullet but I’d say at least half of them. So yeah, expect the 43-year-old to play like MVP that he was over 15 years ago again. Also, make sure you all thank Based God Luongo for this one.

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P.S. – With hockey hair back in the news, here’s my blog from February when I broke down the best hair in the NHL 2014-15 season. (If I could go back now, I’d probably throw Matt Martin in for Moulson and maybe throw Hagelin into the mix too)