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Hockey Dad Goes Full Hardo Hockey Dad And Shatters Glass With One Hand

Way to go, Paul. Jesus christ, dude. Such a Paul thing to do. Judging by everyone’s extremely calm reaction to this behemoth shattering the glass with one swift swipe of his meaty paws, I have no other choice but to assume this isn’t Paul’s first rodeo. He seems like one of those hockey dads who prides himself on crushing a case of Bud Heavy in his truck before the game and getting tossed from the rink. This may be the first time he broke the glass, but he seems like the kind of guy who has stormed into the opposing team’s locker room before to fight the coach. Or hopped over the glass on the ice to kick the shit out of the ref for dropping the puck the wrong way. Either way, anyone who has ever grown up playing at that rink in York knows this really isn’t anything too out of the ordinary. It’s like that place breeds dickheads from mites on up.

P.S. – This guy gets a free pass since he could 100% kick my ass, but every fan who smacks on the glass at hockey games deserves to get castrated. Them, and the people who are sitting down by the corners and look up to wave to the camera when the play is near them. Worst people ever.

[r/hockey]