Hillary Clinton Left To Take A Shit In The Middle Of The Democratic Debate

Obviously the Democratic Presidential Debates don’t get quite as much buzz as the GOP Debates get. Without Trump in the mix, who actually wants to listen to a bunch of old white people talk about politics? Nobody. That’s why they throw this debate on a Saturday night while everyone else is either out at the bar or home watching Jets vs Cowboys (okay, maybe that’s not the best option either but still). Anyway, in the middle of the debate Hillary Clinton had to take a quick potty break. And I’m assuming it was a #2 because she wasn’t able to make it back to the podium before the commercial break was over.

I like to think that I’m at least an informed citizen of the world. However, you have to throw all politics aside here because you simply CANNOT vote for someone can’t even make it through a debate without having to shit his or her pants. That’s just not a sign of a good leader. You think Donald Trump would ever leave that stage if he had to take a dump? Of course not. He’s got too many Jebs to bully up there. So I think it’s safe to say it’s time to cuncel da hillary. She’s dunzo.