Happy #NationalCoffeeDay, People - Free Wawa Coffee For All!!!

NJ.com – Coffee lovers can get a cheap or free java fix on National Coffee Day, an unofficial holiday that Wawa, Dunkin’ Donuts, Krispy Kreme and other coffee chains are marking by giving away complimentary or discounted cups of joe. National Coffee Day — not to be confused with International Coffee Day — falls on Thursday, September 29th, this year. Stop at any of Wawa’s more than 700 locations on Thursday and walk away with a free coffee of any size. The convenience store chain says it expects to hand out more than two million free cups of coffee from all of its stores in New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia and Florida throughout the day.

Damn you, NYC. Up here Dunkin’ is “giving away” a Cup Of Joe for 66 cents while Starbucks continues to figuratively rape with their prices while I still have no fucking idea what Venti means. But if you’re in a better spot in life around the Delaware Valley, leave work/class now to get in on the action and it’s an excuse to get the shakes again after lunch. Some may say it’s frivolous to act like heroes for giving away $1.39 cups of coffee for free. And most all are right. But Wawa is taking a 2 MILLION loss over their self imposed birthday celebration. That’s how many people enjoy their caffeine fix from PA’s (and Jersey’s) finest spot. I mean, we should all follow the simple BACH (Be A Civilized Human) rule of if there’s a longer than 3 minute wait then it’s simply not worth getting the coffee. That would be on the same intelligence level as waiting hours for 3 pancakes from IHOP or freezing your nuts off for a free small water ice from Rita’s. But it’s the thought that counts. And it’s simply another day and another victory for the greatest convenience army that ever existed. Where else can you roll right down the street and get gas, aspirin, Chef Boyardee, ice, condoms, fresh donuts, FREE ATM WITH NO SURCHARGES, delicious edible hoagies, and an A+ Cup Of Joe all in one spot? Wawa. That’s freaking where. Just as long as you don’t accidentally start fires on the premises, it’s all gravy.

Now do me a favor and CUE THE MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC:

PS – More relevant than ever: